There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

Why? They have a pretty shitty job

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The moment when u needed a friend to hang with tonight and she gets high and over drinks. All u wanted was to have a fun night, now I must baby sit as I am the only sober one

“I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” 

This life is what you make it. No matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they’ll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they’re your true best friends. Don’t let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they’ll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can’t give up because if you give up, you’ll never find your soulmate. You’ll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don’t, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Marilyn Monroe

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

Life’s a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

 I have made many mistakes in my life. I may not be the greatest “catch” or the your first choice. But i will always be that nice guy. That crazy friend. The person you tell all your dark secrets to. I will always be me and that will never change.

i guess i just need to take a break from all this mayhem and take a look at life at a much slower pace. I look from the outside and figure some stuff out. 

If you don’t here or see me for a bit it’s because i have to work somethings out but have no fear, i will be back no matter what…..

My White Flag

So after a long day of depressed thinking, i have come to the conclusion that if what you told me makes you happy then who am i to try and stop you. I care to much about you as a person to lose you totally but i will stick around you be the best friend you ever had. This hurts me because i wanted to be the one you waited all day to see, the one who helped you through your problems, the one who held your hand every step of the way. But i also want you to do what it is that makes you happy and if he makes you happy, then so be it. I will always care for you no matter what. You were and still are always going to be more then just a friend. You are my counselor, my crazy friend, and my everything. It will be hard but i will never leave no matter how bad it gets.

when are you gonna realize that you are more then just that person to me and you know that. i like hanging out with you not because i want to get in your pants but because when we do, i feel like i can say anything. i feel happier, more complete. i can actually be my self with you and not be judged. When you leave it makes me sad and i feel like i am missing part of my life. I have always felt this way but was to afraid to came forward and say something

Phone for sale

ATTENTION EVERYONE: I am selling a LG G Flex from sprint. It is from a recent break up and i am currently trying to gain back some of the money spent on it so i can remove the line from my plan. If you or anyone you know wants to buy it from me, either PM or eave a comment below. No reasonable offer refused.


OK, I finally give up. I am asking for help. Is my life so meaningless it took a little kid saying I have no friends to make me realize that in the 26 years I have been on this earth I have nothing to show for it. No friends, no gf, no real job. It is getting harder and harder everyday to keep up this happy person act. I know this makes me sound weak but I need someone to care, someone to talk to, someone who will listen and not judge no matter what. I feel like some days the world would be better off with out me taking up space. No would realize I am gone till it to late. I’m running out of stuff to help ease the pain. I get ditched my the people I called friends but I am there when the have issues. I guess this is a call for action cause I don’t know if I can do this much longer.

Can someone out there please help me understand where I went wrong???

From the desk of Ryan

So obviously people can see this and it needs to be said.


You have now become the laughingstock of my whole family and friends. You are the daily joke.
Grow up. It was good while it lasted but we grew apart. We fought way too much and didn’t get along way too much. Please for the love of God, leave me, my family and my friends out of your posts and not mention me anymore. I actually had to unblock you to get my message out. NOW LEAVE ME OUT OF YOUR BUSINESSES.

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Life sucks, I am so bored. I can’t find anything to do except checking dB and this every other second. I either a new life or new friends who will actually hang out with me. At least a get moments of reprieve when one person talks to me for two minutes at a time

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Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cake hole.

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